Portland "Mayor" As Reality TV Star?

Hey, Sam Adams brings it all: a 42-year-old grooming a teenager for sex, then hopping into the sack with him a week after the kid hits "legal" age.  Then lying about it, and getting his boytoy to lie, so that Sam can win election.  You've got your drunken car-wreck in a parking lot, with Sam's pant's unzipped.  This is a made-for-tv reality show.  And now a reality tv producer's taken interest in our little boy.  Kind of sends a thrill up your leg, doesn't it?