Coffee For My Breakfast; Shot Of Whiskey On The Side

Honest, occifer, I was just trying to put sugar into my cup of coffee.

Well, yeah.  Maybe you should pull over if you want to attempt such a complex operation.  Driving your SUV off a cliff and into a river is no way to go through life, hon.  This doesn't pass the smell test; I'd bet cash money (where legal, of course) that this woman's a Democrat.

Comments

[ZZMike]

At least she wasn't texting.....

[Max]

That's right, give them more ammo! Clearly, we need a law against sweetening coffee while driving.

Actually, there should be a law against sweetening coffee, period. If you can't drink it the way God intended - black and strong - you've got no business behind the wheel.