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Here in Oregon, we do exploding stuff really differently. You may remember Paul Linnman's excellent report on the exploding whale, from a few years back (that footage really needs to be digitally re-mastered!).
Well -no word on whether or not this incident involved a tofurkey - the latest explosion comes to us from NW Portland's Old Town, where a woman cooking tofu managed to blow the hell out of her apartment, causing an estimated $15,000 in damage to the place. That's a 4' x 6' window and frame, taken out by the tofu blast.
Hate to think of what that stuff might do to your sphincter.



Now I'm totally convinced soy beans and their various sundry forms are all detrimental to your health.
Posted by: Chris McMullen | November 30, 2011 at 07:42 PM
Tofu MUST be regulated as a controlled substance by BATFE! Anyone buying it must be registered and fingerprinted.
Posted by: Sam L. | December 01, 2011 at 08:59 AM
I bit into a chunk of that stuff once, and it just kept growing, and growing, the more I chewed. It was like something out of Aliens. I had to spit it out before it took me over completely. I can totally see it exploding.
Posted by: Max | December 01, 2011 at 02:12 PM