Stay Away From The Tofu

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Here in Oregon, we do exploding stuff really differently. You may remember Paul Linnman's excellent report on the exploding whale, from a few years back (that footage really needs to be digitally re-mastered!).

Well -no word on whether or not this incident involved a tofurkey - the latest explosion comes to us from NW Portland's Old Town, where a woman cooking tofu managed to blow the hell out of her apartment, causing an estimated $15,000 in damage to the place. That's a 4' x 6' window and frame, taken out by the tofu blast.

Hate to think of what that stuff might do to your sphincter.

Comments

[Chris McMullen]

Now I'm totally convinced soy beans and their various sundry forms are all detrimental to your health.

[Sam L.]

Tofu MUST be regulated as a controlled substance by BATFE! Anyone buying it must be registered and fingerprinted.

[Max]

I bit into a chunk of that stuff once, and it just kept growing, and growing, the more I chewed. It was like something out of Aliens. I had to spit it out before it took me over completely. I can totally see it exploding.