According to an impeccable source who studied environmental law at Northwestern School of Law of Lewis & Clark College in Portland, Oregon and holds five degrees, a guy named Barack Obama, who was then using the name “Barry Soetoro,” visited Mars during the years 1981-1983. No, really....
See, here's the deal: the CIA tapped ten teenagers and trained them to be chrononauts, and ol' Barry was one of the lucky ten! This was a super-secret program run by the CIA and DARPA that employed Tesla-based teleportation to transport the chrononauts to and from Mars. It's nice to know that he was up to something productive during his lengthy absences.
You'd think the feds would've used Area 51 for this stuff, but that place was probably full up with alien corpses (desert air helps preserve 'em, and all), so instead the whole Tesla portal operation was run inconspicuously in Pasadena, CA, according to the "whistle-blowers".
Any word from our "science" guy on this?
HNY.
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Posted by: TMI | December 31, 2011 at 06:10 PM
He's bothering other folks these days - having been booted off a fair number of blogs, he seems to spend time holding forth on "newspaper" sites.
Posted by: Max | January 01, 2012 at 05:22 PM
My first take on this was met by a box saying "You can't say that."
I hadn't realized I needed a Gonzo moment to start of the new year, but this was it and I'm lovin' it!
Somebody read Heinlein's "Tunnel In The Sky", but didn't understand it.
man is nuts. Everybody knows, really KNOWS, that teleportation is instantaneous, so this guy's a liar. Sure, the star Trek transporter took a little time, but that was tech of a different kind, and time.
And the Andre guy--took part in the panel deciding BUSH!!!!! was guilty. There's your unimpeachable source. And what's with the reptilian bases bit? I ask you!
Max, you have brightened my day and given me much to talk about. Great job!
Posted by: Sam L. | January 01, 2012 at 09:13 PM
I'm reasonably certain that Star Trek had no option but to use a different tech because CIA and DARPA had a lock on that whole Tesla thingie....
Posted by: Max | January 02, 2012 at 04:19 PM