MaxRedline: There's Always Room Under The Bus

January 30, 2012

There's Always Room Under The Bus

Were it not for the fact that he's an incompetent racist, the kind of guy who impelled the development of contraceptives, you might feel somewhat sorry for Eric. Because, make no mistake - he's going to be joining the other bodies under Obama's bus very soon; likely by the end of the week. AG Eric Holder has become more than Barry can afford. There's an old saying that observes that a fish rots from the head, and Barry's been buying up a lot of newspaper in a desperate attempt to wrap this stinker up before the campaign gets heated and no amount of refrigeration will help.

Unsurprisingly, one of the few Amendments that Barry's made no effort to disembowel over the course of the past three years is near and dear to him: the 5th. Patrick Cunningham, an Obama/Holder/Burke confidant and ally, used that one last week before bailing entirely. When Eric heads into the congressional mixed-martial arts battle this Thursday, he'll really have only one thing to say:

Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant. "Hail, Leader, we who are about to die salute you."

It was customary for Roman gladiators to thus salute the Emperor prior to engaging in battle, back in the day.

Eric doesn't have that kind of class - he's a petty, vindictive, conniving little weasel (no offense to weasels intended), and although initially useful in the effort to emasculate the 2nd Amendment, he's become, well, a bit of a bother. He'll be trying to play the race card right up until the moment the rear wheels of Barry's bus hit him.