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Some idiot from suburban Sherwood went over to suburban Aloha, apparently early last Christmas Day, and wielding a tiki torch he found in a back yard, broke into a house and started swinging. The couple he attacked were asleep at the time, but the guy grabbed a handgun, which Torchmaster deftly removed with a swipe of the tiki. However, the woman kept a shotgun on her side of the bed, and tiki-guy ended up climbing out a bathroom window to get away. That's where he encountered Washington County Sheriff staff.
At the time of his arrest, he was reportedly wearing only underwear, socks and a bandana around his neck.
Oh, up on the rooftop, snick, snick, snick
Out comes the shotgun
Goodbye Saint Nick
And we're just hearing about this now???
Posted by: Sam L. | March 04, 2012 at 07:11 AM
That's unusually rapid turnaround for our media....
Posted by: Max | March 04, 2012 at 11:06 AM