Oddly enough, retailers had the worst holiday sales in 2012 since Barky was first elected to halt the warming of the planet and slow the oceans' rise. Fortunately, Mooch didn't let that dampen her holiday spirits - she and the kids are staying in Hawaii (at an additional cost to taxpayers of several hundred thousand dollars) while Barky reluctantly leaves the golf course to return to D.C. for another round of "fiscal cliff" theater.
He's already made it clear that he plans to use his coronation and State of the Union addresses to blame Republicans for the mess he's created, so what's the point?
