Efforts are underway toward
the artificially-assisted construction of additional Democrat voters.
Professor George Church of Harvard Medical School believes he can reconstruct Neanderthal DNA and resurrect the species which became extinct 33,000 years ago.
Professor Church, 58, is a pioneer in synthetic biology who helped initiate the Human Genome Project that mapped our DNA.
He's also adept at constructing DNA sequences; he would, however, require a suitable gestational environment into which to place the stem cells thereby produced. Rachel Madcow might do, in a pinch.
