We don’t need no gun control laws. We need more mentally deranged people control laws. Especially on the east coast:
PITTSBURGH (KDKA) — A homeless man who was arrested for allegedly stabbing multiple people inside of a Target store in East Liberty Monday afternoon has been identified.
Sandy Hook: east coast. Miami cannibal: east coast. Now this. We're going to need to ban assault knives and assault teeth. And just to be on the safe side, maybe we should relocate Washington, D.C. from the eastern seaboard to the western plains states. For one thing, folks there seem saner, and for another: just think of the reduction in "carbon footprint" as Dianne Feinstein and others wouldn't have to jet nearly as far. Senator Ron Wyden from New York might even be able to visit Oregon in off-years.
Of course, the Sandy Hook shooter didn't use the kind of weapon that Dianne wants to initially ban, but as the Democrat motto states: never let a good crisis go to waste. Unfortunately for her and her ilk, support's dropped considerably. So Harry was likely right in dropping the "assault weapons ban" part of the legislation.
Over on the west coast, however, the time might be right to ban astronauts from owning dogs, as one owned by Mark Kelly and his family viciously mauled an innocent seal lion pup to death. After all, if you can't practice responsible dog control, you shouldn't be allowed to have one.