Can they make it any more obvious? Really - black smoke=failure; white smoke=success. These Catholics are a really transparent bunch. No wonder Barky's got his knickers in a twist: not only was all the media attention not directed toward Him, but the damn crackers ain't Worthy. What's up with that? Where do they get off, hogging His spotlight? Damn, he's gonna have to come up with a way to diss some more kids; shutting down White House tours just didn't hold the attention of that damn conservative media. Maybe he can sic the EPA on 'em, for pollutin' the air with that smoke or somethin'.