The U.S. Department of Vegetation will be introducing new student aid forms next year that eliminate discriminatory terms such as "father" and "mother". It's all about being "inclusive", you know. It's really incredibly important to be "inclusive"; don't want anybody's feelings to get hurt.
“These changes will allow us to more precisely calculate federal student aid eligibility based on what a student’s whole family is able to contribute and ensure taxpayer dollars are better targeted toward those students who have the most need, as well as provide an inclusive form that reflects the diversity of American families.”
The stupid...it burns.