Pirate Cher (Photo credit: zorro013)
New York City's nanny has had his ban on big soda overturned in the courts, but that little setback's not affecting his crusade to babysit everybody in the city. He's a little slow on the draw, though, as he's now going after a ban on styrofoam cups and trays - something that Porkland's nannies enacted years ago.
One of the City Council members, speaking in support of the NYC nanny's latest banning effort, noted that at the end of time, the only things remaining on the planet will be Cher, cockroaches, and styrofoam. That's kind of surprising, since Cher's a flaming Leftist; it seems odd that she'd be included in the list of surviving repulsive and evil things.