China seems to have had its fill of Best Korea's Li'l Kim, 'cause they just don't permit critical stuff to be published unless they're well and truly ticked. So when they allow their media to publish stories about the recent execution of Li'l Kim's uncle, it's safe to say they're pretty sour on the boy.
Beijing's displeasure is expressed through the publication of a detailed account of Jang's brutal execution in Wen Wei Po, its official mouthpiece, in Hong Kong, on Dec 12.
According to the report, unlike previous executions of political prisoners which were carried out by firing squads with machine guns, Jang was stripped naked and thrown into a cage, along with his five closest aides. Then 120 hounds, starved for three days, were allowed to prey on them until they were completely eaten up. This is called "quan jue", or execution by dogs.
The report said the entire process lasted for an hour, with Mr Kim Jong Un, the supreme leader in North Korea, supervising it along with 300 senior officials.
Welp, Li'l Kim seems to be doing his level best to completely screw things up; China being one of the few countries that'll have anything to do with Best Korea. And it's looking like they've had about enough of Kimmie. Whattaya gonna do? Kids, these days.
At the rate things are going, Kim's not going to keep that fat on his frame for long. Maybe he can eat a nuke.