ARVADA, Colo. -- A new type of GPS technology is promising to change police work in a big way in Colorado.
What they're doing is equipping and training officers with GPS dart-guns. As Gallagher once opined, what you need to do is give all drivers a dart-gun loaded with "stupid" stickers, and when another driver's being an idiot, you tag the car with a stupid sticker. Any car with three of them gets pulled over and the cop writes up a ticket to the driver for being an asshole.
This is better, because the gun's fired by a trained cop, can't be removed by the driver, and provides real-time GPS tracking - which eliminates dangerous chase sequences. Even the ACLU likes the idea.