I have to present identification to rent a unit at Public Storage! Acceptable forms include a valid driver's license, a passport, or state-issued identification card.
Wait a minute - that's "disenfranchisement"! Let's get the DoJ on this.
Hey, they've sued a number of states for requiring ID to vote, so this shouldn't be any different.
We've been packing stuff up to put into storage, hoping that there's somebody stupid enough to buy a house in Portland/Multnomah County, Oregon so that we can get the hell away from the loony bin. Now I find that I have to present valid ID to complete the process of renting a unit to stash the stuff. This is outrageous! It's... it's...it's...disenfranchisement!
Voting shouldn't be any harder than renting a storage unit! Oh, wait. It isn't. Well, dang.