Another day, another attack by a guy yelling "Aloha Nutbar" as he attempted to storm the Israeli embassy in Ankara, Turkey.
He was armed with a 12" knife, but he didn't make it very far. The Ankara governors' office released a statement offering little detail apart from noting that the man was mentally unstable.
But isn't that the case with all Islamic terrorists?
Meanwhile, back in New York City, that Islamic terrorist planted one bomb beneath a dumpster; that's the one that detonated. He walked a few blocks further with his rolling bag, and left it on the sidewalk - with a second bomb inside. Well, that situation was apparently saved by a couple of thieves who wanted to take the rolling bag, so they removed the bomb and set it on the sidewalk, then took off with the bag. In removing the bomb, however, it seems that they accidentally disarmed it by pulling out a critical wire during the process.
A police source added: "Who in this world finds a pressure cooker with a phone and just takes the bag?"
Whoever did it probably saved a bunch of lives.
These guys seem incapable of learning.