King Soetero skipped today's national security team meeting on the situation in Ukraine, probably due to a hangover incurred yesterday evening, as moments after issuing some sort of threat to Russia regarding their actions, he declared it Happy Hour.
“Well, it’s Friday. It’s after 5 o’clock. So, this is now officially happy hour with the Democratic party,” the president told his cohorts. “I can do that. It is an executive action. I have the authority.”
Meanwhile, Ukraine has called upon the US and UK to follow through on the 1994 accord in which the country gave up its nukes in exchange for protection if needed. Yeah, like that's gonna happen with Soetero.
Ukraine's acting president announced that he has put the country's armed forces on high alert after the Russian parliament unanimously voted to grant President Vladimir Putin permission to mobilize the country's military in Ukraine.
Oh, and Pooty-Poot's also recalled their ambassador to the US in light of Soetero's hurtful and inflammatory remarks.
As anticipated, the UN Security Council met today and took no action.
Evidently not satisfied with screwing things up even worse in the middle east and elsewhere, Soetero has decided to hit the "reset" button - on the Cold War.