After years of photo-ops in which the First Porker pushes "eating healthy" on kids, a CDC study notes that her much-touted veggies are more dangerous than meat.
(NEWSER) – An apple a day keeps the doctor away—unless, of course, it's carrying a disease. Turns out that vegetables and fruits are actually worse than beef and pork when it comes to making people sick, reports Bloomberg, based on a CDC paper from last year. Experts looked at illnesses and hospitalizations from various kinds of foods between 1998 and 2008. Healthy stuff, including fruits and vegetables, accounted for some 46% of illnesses.
Oh, my. Kind of makes you wonder if those hard-working illegal aliens (who's going to pick your lettuce!) are actually taking the time to wash up after using the Porta-Potties. And when's the last time you heard of a kid dying after eating a Twinkie?