You might have thought the scare tactics couldn't get any worse, but you were wrong. According to the EU Food Safety Authority, eating brown toast will kill you, although yellow toast is fairly safe.
Putting health and safety high on our daily menus, the EU’s experts are also advising consumers not to eat dark, crunchy chips and crisps or to drink instant coffee – because of an increased risk of cancer.
On the upside, it's important to note that because it requires less energy to cook toast and potatoes to a yellow hue, you're doing your part to Save The Planet™ as well! However did we manage to survive for so long in the absence of government "science"?