Golly, one in five Oregonians are already on the dole, but by gosh, there's still a big problem: there are hundreds of thousands more who are eligible but don't participate! Not only are they "missing out on a great opportunity", but their failure to go on the dole has an adverse impact upon the state economy: food stamps add a billion dollars a year to the state economy, and these non-participants are costing us $500 million a year!
Well you know we just can't have that; who do these people think they are?
You really need to hit the link and watch the sweet young thing explain it all. Difficulty: you can't reach out, throttle her as you violently shake her, and ask if she has any clue as to where all that money is coming from.