An eighth grade student from Weaverville Elementary School got a detention slip for sharing his school prepared lunch Tuesday.
Kyle Bradford, 13, shared his chicken burrito with a friend who didn’t like the cheese sandwich he was given by the cafeteria.
Well now - that's against school policy, and we can't have these little upstarts just going around sharing their food willy-nilly, even when it is prepared by the lunchroom ladies. How about a zero-tolerance policy for zero-tolerance policies?
After all, one of the goals of public vegetation is supposedly to teach our utes critical thinking skills; something that's unlikely to occur when the alleged teachers themselves are demonstrably lacking them.