Genetically Modified Food
It's a hot topic in some circles, but really: is there any food that hasn't been genetically modified? The primary difference is that until recently, modifications took a long time, through trial-and-fail crossbreeding efforts. That big ear of sweet corn you had on the 4th derives from ancestors that were perhaps 3 inches long. The plump, juicy strawberries that you love at this time of year are derived from small, essentially inedible wild variants.
Genetic modification of foods has been going on for literally centuries, and oddly, lifespan of humans has increased during this time. It almost makes you wonder if there might be a connection.
Of course, the folks who really hate genetic modification are mostly European, who are all so much smarter than Americans. They're cutting-edge folks that we should emulate.
Right.
Name one European innovation that has taken off in the past century.
But we should ride bicycles and streetcars, and eschew genetically modified foods - just like the Europeans do. Yeah. Real cutting-edge.
The Europeans were so ahead of the game that they refused to allow foods like potatoes and tomatos in. At least, initially.
Potatoes aroused suspicion because they were unfamiliar. They were not mentioned in the Bible, which suggested that God had not meant people to eat them, said some clergymen.
More scientifically inclined botanists identified these first-known edible tubers as members of the poisonous nightshade family, and potatoes came to be associated with witchcraft and devil worship.
Same thing with tomatos.
When it comes to food, the Europeans are just so much smarter than Americans, and we can all learn from them when it comes to cutting-edge stuff like bicycles and streetcars, as well.
Oddly, a funny thing happened during the course of the famine: Europeans found that these uniquely American crops could actually feed people safely, and save lives. Today, of course, tomatos are synonymous with Italy, and the quintessential Brit dish is roast beef and potatoes - preferably absent any actual taste..
But Europeans absolutely hate genetically modified foods. Obviously, since you have so much to learn from the Europeans, you should hate them as well.
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