Doctors have a brand new tool to add to their arsenal: an artificial intelligence program that can determine with 80% accuracy the best time for your health insurance provider to cancel your policy.
Also, in somewhat related news, the ever-Tolerant™ Lefties reportedly plan to cause considerable property damage during the Trump inauguration, along with "road blockades" and disruption of Trump's balls. The latter sounds particularly disturbing. We've all grown used to the Leftist kiddies' propensity for demonstrating their maturity by breaking store windows, setting things on fire, spraying graffiti, and blocking traffic because they disagree with this or that, but disrupting a guy's balls seems a little over the top even for them.
You know, they keep threatening to leave the country if this happens or that happens or so-and-so is elected, but the lying, gutless sons (and daughters) of bitches never follow through. Man, that would be nice, if just once they'd actually go.