For once, not Portland, Oregon - the one on the other side of the country: Portland, Maine.
Portland Police say they were called to the area of Congress and High Street Monday afternoon with a report of a man dressed as a tree standing in the street.
The man was charged with obstructing the public way. Police removed the tree outfit and gave it to Public Works to take care of.
Meanwhile, the police took care of him; he refused to give his name and is presently in the Cumberland County jail. No word as to why he pulled the stunt, either. Maybe there's just something about living in a town called Portland that causes some guys to go off the rails.