As one turkey to another,
“I, Mayor Murray, pardon Braeburn the Tofurky,” proclaimed Mayor Ed Murray at the Seattle City Hall on Friday.
What an idiot. I swear, there's something in the water that affects Northwest political types. They probably set food near the stove and just hope for the best.
At least John Oliver - who only moved here from Britain nine years ago - has the right idea:
Have a happy anti-tofu-turkey Thanksgiving!