West Harlem residents claim that raccoons are terrorizing them. If that's the case, forget the "war on terror" - the USA's already lost that one.
“These things think they live here and they actually walk in if you leave an opening,” said resident Lauren Flanigan.
Umm...hey Lauren, they do live there. And they aren't "things" any more than you are. Like you, they're opportunistic animals. So if you leave your door open, they'll walk in - just like any human thief.
The idiocy of city folks never ceases to amaze.
They want the city to do something because the problem is only getting worse.
Of course! Make the bad raccoons stop! And can you send somebody over to wipe my bottom for me, too?