Global warming prophet, failed Presidential cadidate AlGore now blames scientists for the non-existent "climate crisis" that he's been pushing. Whining that they didn't come rapidly to a consensus and that this failure has led to catastrophe, AlGore continues to parade his incredible ignorance of science, to the accolades of most of the folks in the media.
Science is not about "consensus", Al. Try to learn something - although it must be granted that at this late stage in your life, that may not be possible.
Oh, ayuh. I warned you about the termites, and the prodigious amounts of methane that they produce, but you ignored that, now didn't you? You stuck by your story that, according to your scientific friends, Global Warming was all our fault, because we breathe and exhale carbon dioxide. And we drive. It's all bad, right? Why sure.
Tell you what, Al - you may want to get back to your roots a little bit, and maybe go fishing. Not that fancy-pant fly-fishing thing, but the real fishing - where you dunk a worm. Hey, you may want to get a few thousand of your closest friends involved in this back-to-nature thing. Why? Well, because one of your scientific buddies has just noticed that worms produce greenhouse gases that are 290 times more potent than little ol' carbon dioxide, my friend. Dang, don't that beat all? Want a chaw of 'baccy whilst you think things over? It's okay - I got it from your daddy. It's good stuff.
Now, about them worms, Al, I see it this way: our only hope for saving the planet is extended fishing trips, with lots of worms. Now, when you do your little end run around Mrs. Clinton and Obama and get yourself elected as President of these United States, one of your first actions should be mandatory fishing trips for 30 days at a time for all able-bodied folks who're able to stick these terrorist worms onto a hook. It's all about saving the planet, and we all better be willing to do our part.