Ever noticed that moonbats just can't place one or two bumperstickers on their cars? Nope - they've got to nearly paper the whole back end over, as they have so much to say that is just so important. What is their problem, anyway? Now granted, some conservatives may sport a sticker - maybe even two. It's not uncommon to see a sticker that says "Peace through superior firepower" with one of those ribbon-like magnets supporting our troops.
But you can at least tell that there's an actual car in there, somewhere. Not so with the moonbats: they've got their Kerry for President sticker, three or four anti-Bush stickers, a bunch of others. So many freaking stickers that you can't see anything other than the rear window - if that. It's a good thing that they're such "tolerant" folks. Otherwise, they'd cover the car on all sides. Leftists are just given to excess. Must be a genetic thing. Or maybe it's just that they're inherently stupid - so they can't come up with any original thoughts. That sounds about right, as they use bumper-stickers to do their talking for them.
This presents a huge hurdle for folks at Metro and the City of Portland. And it's something they've never considered. Since moonbats rely upon plastering bumperstickers all over their cars, this amounts to their most visceral means of "communication". And that means that you can't get them out of their cars and into mess transit or onto bikes because - well, there's no provision for bumpersticker-plastering.
In essence, a shift toward mess transit or bikes is incompatible with the only means that idealistic moonbats have available as a means of disseminating their "messages". Perhaps this is one of the few arguments that actually favor "planning" for more mess transit and bikepaths.
