In weird Northwestern issues, the name "Holly Martins" keeps cropping up in some of the popular blogs. She comments frequently, and bizzarrely. It appears, however, that she's a he: "Holly Martins is Peter Heimlich," - the son of the guy who developed the Heimlich maneuver that has been credited with saving the lives of choking victims.
An attorney retained by Henry Heimlich's institute said he tracked Peter Heimlich's home to Oregon.
Oregon. We Love Nutballs.
hat-tip to Ted Kennedy's Liver.