Poor ol' Hotpants. You kind of have to feel sorry for Multnomah County Sheriff Bernie Giusto. He doesn't relate to sex crimes because he has a male brain - at least, that's what Margie Goldschmidt, whom he started boinking while she was married to hizzoner Neil, had to say: those are the kind of things that Giusto doesn’t necessarily remember because he has a “male brain.”
In other words, he has a weiner. Well, good for him. That silly little thing doesn't have to please anyone but himself. And apparently, it has. Heck, Margie dropped him....
Unfortunately for him, it looks like the good times are over, and the bill's coming due. Interestingly, it looks like a lot of Democrats have a lot of explaining to do. State Senator Ginny Burdick. Ted Kulongoski (who appears to have submiited an erroneous "sworn affadavit). Gregg Kantor, present head of NW Natural gas, but one-time Goldschmidt mouthpiece. The manure has struck the rotating blades, and a whole lot of influential Democrats won't be able to duck fast enough.
