The Earth's spin-cycle is slowing down, folks. Like Global Warming, err..."Climate Change", this is bound to be All Your Fault. Here's a look at what's probably been happening: you flop around on the couch, eating Cheetos and watching the game on your big screen tv. You've probably got a big ol' house instead of a one-room with a loft and attached chicken coop.
Now, as the planet spins, your big house and other stuff create wind drag, which means that the speed of the planet's spin must be gradually affected. Your government is looking at ways to hold you accountable.