Good News For Nancy!

According to the latest polling data, Congress now has its highest approval rating in two years - a whopping 23% of voters now claim that Congress is doing a good job.  5% of Republicans, 13% of unaffiliated voters, and 45% of Democrats now give Congress favorable ratings.  Undoubtedly, the mainstream media will trumpet the good news any day now.  Oh wait - Congress's favorable numbers are still below those of former President G.W. Bush.  Nevermind, then.