Poor little Marjorie ran up around $120,000 in student loan debt as she pursued a Bachelor's degree in Business Administration. She got the degree, but failed the basic test: she's deeply in debt. The 26-year-old is making $7.25 an hour plus tips serving beer at a bowling alley, working 25 to 30 hours a week. And she has a Baby! Isn't that just special?
Don't you feel sorry for her? Can't you hire her to run your business? You can tell she's a good decision-maker; she has a degree, after all.