It Seems That We Need More Volcanoes

Some of the folks involved in The Religion have decided that we should look into creating man-made volcanoes to counter the effects of man-made climate change.  If we shoot a bunch of dust into the air, then that'll change everything.

The society will this week call for a global programme of studies into geo-engineering — the manipulation of the Earth’s climate to counteract global warming — as the world struggles to cut greenhouse gas emissions.

Well, pip-pip and all that rot!  We can just fling a few million tons of dust from our bins into the air and solve that whole global - whoops!  They called it "global warming"!  Did the Brits not get the memo?  The new term is "climate change", you twits!