Next One Under The Bus

Democrat Senatorial candidate for Illinois Alexi Giannoulias is poised to become the next one Obama tosses under the bus.  Although a long-time "friend" of Obama, Alexi's bank collapsed amid rumors of fraud, and he's lagging behind a Republican in the polls and in fund-raising.  BO plans to force Alexi out of the race and replace him with none other than Rahm, who BO figures can pull out a victory for Democrats.