"Nurse, scalpel, please. Thank you."
"Forceps."
"Spreader."
"Ah, very good."
"Now, let's go after that wallet."
Basically, that's the "plan" that Dr. John Kitzhaber would implement upon Oregonians if they are silly enough to elect him to a third term as "governor" of a state that he previously called "ungovernable".
But this time around, the un-affable Doctor is carrying a lot of baggage that he can't remember having accumulated: sitting on the Board of Directors of his girl-friend's organization that depends upon state contracts, for example.
And then there's this.
Illinois can't hold a candle to Oregon.
