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The guy who built the first Tele-Promp-Ter (paper scroll in large print, stuffed into a suit-case with rollers) has died at age 91. Obama is speechless.
Hubert J. “Hub” Schlafly Jr. went on to help to develop Obama's constant companions. The Obama administration could not have occurred in the absence of "Hub's" work, and it's rumored that the President devoted an unscheduled ten-second time-out from a game of basketball to "Hub's" memory before returning to the serious business of running a country into the ground finishing his game.