Well this is some bad news: it appears that British Special Forces have nabbed a couple of bin Laden's closest buds; top bananas in the bombing biz. Now, on the surface, it looks all great and everything, but it presents some real problems. How's Barry supposed to claim credit for this? If you've ever wondered why Barry's always dissing the Brits, here's your answer.
The bottom line is that they can't be trusted; you take your eyes off them for a few minutes while you're dissing the Queen and like as not they'll head off on their own, pull some hairball stunt, and not even coordinate with the freakin' Leader of the Free World so he can snag some cred. It ain't supposed to work that way.
Barry's not happy. He's all like, "Damn, I knew I should've had my boys frisk the Queen, while they was at it."
