Who's the biggest prick of all?
The Democrat congressman has just lawyered up, so it doesn't look as though his little wiener Twitter fiasco's going away any time soon.
He's run through a herd of explanations: The Blackberry in my pocket got jostled when I was in a crowd, went to camera mode, and tweeted a photo of my shorts.
My account got hacked.
Everything, it seems, except the obvious: I'm stupid.
Nobody's buying the excuses, so now it's lawyer time.