For some unknown reason, Portland's pudgy little "mayor" was behind the wheel again. Last time he was allowed to do that, he was in a shopping mall parking lot, where he ran into several parked cars and through shrubbery with his pants around his ankles. Fast-forward a couple of years, and somebody let him off-leash again.
Apparently, his zipper hit the brakes, and a bicycle rider couldn't stop in time.
Keep this clown off the road (and preferably, out of politics).
