Um, well, this must be embarassing: despite all of the money that George Soros has fed David Brock and Media Natters, Limbaugh's not only still on the air; his ratings are higher than ever. No, the blowhard who's out of a job is none other than their darling boy Olbermann, who has once again been fired despite having single-mouthedly brought hundreds - if not thousands - of drooling, slobbering left-wing loons to the powerhouse network known as Current TV. AlGore hired him on a five year contract, and that's out the window after about a year.
Olbermann was immediately replaced by somebody a little less volatile, who can be relied upon to blow his paychecks on hookers but otherwise won't cause much trouble: the honorable Eliot Spitzer.
There must be something in the water - just a week or two ago, Oprah kicked her dear friend Rosie O'Donnell to the curb, and now AlGore dumps Olbermann. Of course, the big question on nobody's mind right now is "Where does Keith go from here?" He's been fired from every major and minor network that took a chance on him, and so most people might begin to wonder if they have a problem. But Keith's made of sterner stuff, and so like Barry, he'll blame somebody else.
Of course, the job pickings are getting a little slim; it's possible, however, that one of those five-watt stations that don't need to be licensed will pick him up in exchange for his help in maintaining the restroom. Alternatively, he may just take his show on the road: rumor has it that the McDonald's franchise in Philomath, Oregon is considering adding a live performance venue.
He may begin working the drive-thru, as it has a microphone, and the nice thing is that it's bound to have a lot of college-kids passing through, so the propaganda opportunities are really excellent.
If he can just stay away from the fries....
