Campaign season has been on Barry's mind for months, and that can mean only one thing: it's time to gas up the bus, get it rolling, and start throwing folks under it. First up this season looks to be Ron Weich, Barry's Assistant Attorney General, who's rumored to be "resigning soon" as a result of his maladroit attempts to follow orders: he was supposed to play "hide the salami" on a couple of high-profile issues, and he blew it. Congress saw a full third of it peeking out of his waistband, and the administration had to try to walk back lies he fed to Congressional investigators looking into "Operation Fast and Furious".
Then, a couple of months ago, he failed to hide the salami when Senator Chuck Grassley began looking into DoJ involvement in a bribery scheme involving finance execs in the Virgin Islands, resulting in more embarassment for Barry and his gang. No question, he's got to go. Fortunately, they plan to ease him out and into a cushy new job as Dean of the University of Baltimore School of Law.
Doubtless, he has a lot to offer up-and-coming shysters.
And we're also coming up on Barry's Third Annual Summer of Recovery, so we can expect a lot of news on the economic front.
Add in the recent comedic efforts by the Democrats in general (remember those old cartoons, where the cigar would blow up in a character's face right after he lit it?), and we're in for some good times, this summer. It'll be interesting to see what they come up with to follow the revelations that Romney put his dog in a kennel and strapped it to the roof of the car back in 1983, and that he has polygamous ancestry. Unlike Barry, of course, Romney hasn't eaten a dog - and Barry's father apparently had multiple wives.
But count on the Dems to give Romney a rigorous "vetting" over the summer, even as they continue to hide Barry's academic records, his birth certificate, and other "irrelevant" material.
