SCOTUS has announced some important rulings today: it's perfectly okay to lie about your military service, and the federal government has every right under the US Constitution to require you to buy pork-bellies.
The Supreme Court struck down the Stolen Valor Act today, saying that the First Amendment defends a person's right to lie -- even if that person is lying about awards and medals won through military service.
Stock prices fell today, reportedly in reaction to the pork-belly ruling; most economic sectors in the USA felt the impact, although sales of guns and ammunition experienced an uptick during this same time frame. Paranoia abounds, as many Americans have expressed fear that if they don't like pork-bellies and don't buy them, the IRS will come after them and throw them into jail. Such fears are entirely without merit. Relax, Citizen.
You won't go to jail, it is an excise tax to be collected by the IRS. You might lose your house, business, farm, gold teeth, etc., but you won't go to jail.