You may recall the incident last year in which police shot and killed a naked guy who was high on bath salts and was busily eating the face off a homeless man he found sleeping on a walkway across from the Miami Herald building. There must be some bad mojo about the place, because the building was back in the news a couple of days ago.
This time, an unknown number of black helicopters were buzzing the Miami airspace, firing machine guns. Okay, they were firing blank rounds, but nobody knew that at the time. And once again, a lot of the activity was centered around the Miami Herald building.
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