The FBI has raided the West Palm Beach, Florida offices of Dr. Salomon Melgen, a contributor to New Jersey Democrat Senator Bob Menendez. Bobby's been under fire of late, since it emerged that he has a thing for underage hookers - he likes 'em young.
Melgen has an estate in the Dominican Republic, and Bobby apparently has spent a lot of time down there, indulging his fantasies, and the FBI has evidently taken an interest in the affairs of both gentlemen. Although Democrats generally live for time in front of microphones and cameras, the good Senator has suddenly become uncharacteristically unavailable for comment.
Aww...camera-shy....