It's a start - in two days, some 33,000 people volunteered to be sent on a one-way trip to Mars. We're gonna need a bigger rocket.
The mission to live on Mars permanently is open to people around the world who are healthy and over the age of 18.
Try this one on: instead of sending volunteers, why not send death row inmates? If we run out of them, we could start sending professional environmeddlists; let them Save The Planet™ there, rather than mucking up our lives here. If we run out of them, there's always union thugs.
Hey, that's how Australia got its start....