This is the story of Lizzie the Loser.
Another occutard hootchie-koocher.
She took a plane up from Arkansaw
To yell and shove at the injustice of it all.
She sued the city and the PPD
For taking a shot that took her down on her knees.
This was her second trip to court; in the first round, she not only lost, but had to pay a hundred and fifty dollars and pick up all the garbage....
So she sued in federal court this week, hoping to cash in because the pepper spray aggravated her eczema and made her depressed, and all. And she cried while testifying, which is almost certain to tug at jurors' heartstrings. Alas, to no avail; jurors spent a couple of hours kicking it all around yesterday before returning with their verdict: she lost again.
Maybe she should learn to pay attention.
"She was much more aggressive than the other people in the crowd," Sgt. Jeff McDaniel testified Friday. He said she looked as if she was becoming physically aggressive so he sprayed her.
"It was to get her to stop what she was doing at the time," he said. "My decision was based merely on her physical reactions."
Maybe, when the cops sent her over to Pioneer Courthouse Square, she should have stayed there. Instead, she ran back to the scene of confrontation:
Nichols was at the front of protesters.
Liz, go back to Arkansas. We've got enough dumb here already.