The Lefties are "protesting" at Wal*Marts around the country today, and 15 of the kiddies were arrested up at Bellevue, Washington this morning. The idiots probably figured they'd just post bail and leave, but they didn't likely take into account that the courts are closed until Monday. Three days in the Bellevue pokey ought to be extra fun for them!
"Hi, what're ya in for?"
"Protesting at Wal*Mart! You?"
"Attempted murder..."