Sheer Heart Attack
If you have any German ancestry, your fate's pretty much sealed, as researchers have discovered that 64% of them have a mutated gene that renders them more likely to suffer a heart attack or other cardiovascular issue. So much for that vaunted "Aryan Purity"; a majority of them are mutants!
Professor Heribert Schunkert told the Bild newspaper that the genetic mutation makes blood platelets stickier meaning heart attacks are 15 percent more likely for those carrying it.
On the other hand, maybe they'll come up with a method for fixing the problem. At the very least, they should be able to design programs to aid in limiting the damage.
