A 43-year-old man faces charges including public indecency after police say officers were called to get him and a woman out of a locked Sonic bathroom in Tigard.
Ever chivalrous, he blasted out of the restroom after police got the door open, leaving the woman inside. The cops chased him down, but he broke free several times and was finally tased. Presently residing in the Washington County Jail, he had a fake ID and had failed to register as a sex offender.
No word on whether he wanted fries with his dish.