Stowe, a top-end boarding school at Buckinghamshire, finds itself in a bit of a pickle.
The school, which opened in 1923 with 99 pupils and whose other alumni include businessman Sir Richard Branson and the late actor David Niven, is housed in one of the country’s most imposing neo-classical buildings, Stowe House, set in 750 acres of landscaped gardens and parkland outside Buckingham.
Yes, it's quite illustrious, old chap, and it costs some 33,000 pounds to send your crotchfruit there. In the interests of Elf'n'Safety for the precious snowflakes, the school - although strongly condemning sexual activity among students - decided to offer the "morning after pill" if needed.
Supplies were exhausted during the first weekend.
