Oh, my heavens. The extreme issues regarding Oregon Zoo's "animal management" have started to crack a bit: one curator is reportedly on "administrative leave". Gosh, how unfortunate. What goes around comes around, Jenny. She thought she was secure because she was boinking Bobby. She thought she was doing a great job when she conspired to fire a senior animal care staff member.
But that's pretty much your standard animal behavior; they're just doing what animals do. Now, she's experiencing it.
Poor baby.
But speaking of boinking, Oregon Zoo plans to do a lot of that on the elephant scale, according to Boinkin' Bobby:
KOIN 6 News found a published a study against breeding Borneos — like Chendra — with Asian Elephants or other subspecies.
Well, yeah. But of course, data doesn't matter. Heck, who goes to a zoo to look at data? That's boring.
